Not so slick-rick move by yours truly last night. Been dealing with the death-funk for almost a week now; comes and goes. Having the sheetrock cut away for some of the area in the master bedroom likely isn’t helping, exposing us to more odor than we would have known in a normal context.
So, we’ve tried various approaches; circulating fan helps, actually. Coffee grinds seems like a no 🧠 er, but mixed reviews the first few days. A few spritzes of some decade(s) old ETERNITY was a nice touch–a good cover-up that made us feel like we were in Macy’s briefly. But last night, I thought I would spray come cotton balls with said Eternity, to put this smell DOWN once-and-for-all. Bad call. Smelled like the men’s room of a club back in the early 2000’s after some dude left one in the toilet and the “attendant” was giving out ETERNITY to everyone passing through. Last night FELT like an eternity. The wife is sleeping in the guest room. The coffee grinds are now to mask the dead rats…and the cologne.
Have a drink 🍷🍻 for me. Cheers.

